Julia said that she had some special presents for us. She said they were the latest in schnauzer accessories and that all the girls were wearing them.
We doubt that any self-respecting schnauzer would consider these stupid things attractive.
Then Julia said that our doctor told her that yes they were very schnauzer cool, plus we have to wear them so that we don't eat rocks. While John shovels a couple of dump truck loads of rocks out of our yard.
We think that's just a shame. What a waste of perfectly good crunchy treats.
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Hi Maggie and Lulu - hey, we're with you! Our humans told us that Max's bark collar is a special 'bling' collar and that all the cool dogs are wearing it - do they think we're daft?!! (His bark collar is 'woof' activated and squirts him with water when he barks - he doesn't have to wear it very often but sometimes he really gets 'in the zone' for barking and woofs at everything that moves - this enables us to still take him for a walk as it gives a correction quicker than we can and stops him from getting into 'the zone'.)
ReplyDeleteWe have to say, though, you wear it well and your cute schnauzer woozle looks adorable fluffing out of the sides like that! It's all for a good cause as well.....!
Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.
Oh no, you don't look at all happy with that thing on. Guess that's for your own good. You may not need that as soon as they get those rocks out of your yard or when you learned that those are not treats!
ReplyDeleteIf anyone cal pull off those things it's you two lovely ladies!
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